Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody

Just when you thought you’d accepted your own mortality…

Everything Is Going to Kill Everybodyvery realor very nearly already diduntil now:

• Experiments in green energy like the HiPER, which uses massive lasers to create a tiny “contained” sun; it’s an idea that could save the world if it doesn’t consume us all in a fiery fusion reaction first.

• Global disasters like the hypercane—a hurricane so large it could cover all of North America and shoot trailer parks into space!

• Terrifying new developments in robotics like the EATR, which powers itself on meat—an invention in the running for “Worst Decision Made by Anybody.”